The Big Kingdom of Mobile dic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Geraldo Cruz Castiglione with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.95 billion Mobiledicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Puerto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobiledician economy, worth 369 trillion Limassols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,392 Limassols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,738 per year while the poor average 24,468, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

Geraldo Cruz Castiglione's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, museums offer moralization or your money back, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mobile dic's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Mobile dic is ranked 71,520^th in the world and 1^st in Consigahrian Imperial Protectorates for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,414.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.