The Wibblety-Wobblety of Mister Wiggles is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 45.707 billion Mister Wigglesians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Mister Wigglesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion vanilla beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,540 vanilla beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly atheist, euthanasia is legal, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is well under control. Mister Wiggles's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Wiggles is ranked 191,916^th in the world and 2^nd in The South Atlantic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.