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Most Secular: 2,085thFattest Citizens: 4,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,052nd
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We endure. The ice does not.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Minge Enos

Population1.653 billion

CurrencyRime
AnimalFrostbear

The Dictatorship of Minge Enos is a massive, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.653 billion Minge Enosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minge Enosian economy, worth 213 trillion Rimes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 129,111 Rimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minge Enos's national animal is the Frostbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minge Enos is ranked 112,544th in the world and 224th in The UMNS for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,947.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 4,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,052ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,689thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,187thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,455thLargest Governments: 13,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,398thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,889thSafest: 16,063rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,107thMost Cultured: 18,888thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,853rdSmartest Citizens: 27,847thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,611thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32,621st
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, Minge Enosian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Minge Enos, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.

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