Population | 4.836 billion |
Capital | Tukad |
Leader | Prama |
Faith | Jain |
Currency | Rp |
Animal | Fish |
The Fiefdom of Minecraft Mojang is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.836 billion Minecrafts are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tukad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Mojangian economy, worth 722 trillion Rps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,353 Rps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,351,463 per year while the poor average 1,964, a ratio of 687 to 1.
Mojangian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, several inches are being added to first class seating, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Minecraft Mojang's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jain.
Minecraft Mojang is ranked 292,656th in the world and 3rd in Sulawesi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.2 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Minecraft Mojang altered its national flag.
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Minecraft Mojang, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust".