The Armed Technocracy of Milimuppet is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Federal Council with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.094 billion Milians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreig Sturbs. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Milimuppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Kugeluses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 214,575 Kugeluses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, Milimuppetian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milimuppet's national animal is the Adlia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Milimuppet is ranked 21,438^th in the world and 19^th in Mitteleuropa for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 68,449.49 Standard Monetary Units.