The District of Michael Christopher is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.371 billion Crossans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, with Welfare and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The thriving Michael Christopherian economy, worth a remarkable 1,382 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,085 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 134,615 per year while the poor average 13,118, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

A major religion has been named as Michael Christopher's national religion, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Michael Christopher's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Michael Christopher is ranked 262,180^th in the world and 9^th in Marshall Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.41 law-abiding acts per hour.