The Imperial Commonwealth of Mesogiria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mother-President von Callay with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.621 billion Mesogirians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mesogirian economy, worth a remarkable 5,341 trillion silver dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 286,879 silver dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,133,401 per year while the poor average 49,161, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, several politicians have resigned following clarifications that "bribe" and "donation" are not actually synonyms, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesogiria's national animal is the hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Not Being a Jerk to Your Fellow Man.

Mesogiria is ranked 36,564^th in the world and 28^th in Equilism for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,575.11 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.