The Republic of Meester is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 1.691 billion Meesterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The Meesterian economy, worth 78.2 trillion lire a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 46,233 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meester's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Meester is ranked 187,295^th in the world and 3^rd in The Very cool frontier for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.