The Armed Republic of Mayonnaisa is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.339 billion Mayonnaisans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The very strong Mayonnaisan economy, worth 600 trillion Greens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,025 Greens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, a major religion has been named as Mayonnaisa's national religion, Mayonnaisa has designated Mayonnaisa City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Mayonnaisa in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayonnaisa's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mayonnaisa is ranked 167,660^th in the world and 2,401^st in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 130.71 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.