The Armed Republic of Mayonnaisa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.454 billion Mayonnaisans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The very strong Mayonnaisan economy, worth 925 trillion Greens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 74,293 Greens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayonnaisa's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mayonnaisa is ranked 62,571^st in the world and 780^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.28 law-abiding acts per hour.