by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 4,728thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,103rd
The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
The one Republic to rule them all
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mayonnaisa

Population8.339 billion

CurrencyGreens
AnimalFox

The Armed Republic of Mayonnaisa is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.339 billion Mayonnaisans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The very strong Mayonnaisan economy, worth 600 trillion Greens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,025 Greens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, a major religion has been named as Mayonnaisa's national religion, Mayonnaisa has designated Mayonnaisa City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Mayonnaisa in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayonnaisa's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mayonnaisa is ranked 167,660th in the world and 2,401st in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 130.71 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Secular: 4,728thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,103rdTop
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Most Stationary: 15,804thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,331stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,849th
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Most Secular: 113th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 168th in the regionMost Stationary: 176th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 275th in the regionLargest Populations: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 327th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 365th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mayonnaisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Mayonnaisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Mayonnaisa was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Dali's Shawarma Shack of Drinnon, killing 189 million zombies.
  • : Mayonnaisa was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The War Criminal of Dalimbar, killing 810 million zombies.
  • : Mayonnaisa was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Dali's Shawarma Shack of Drinnon, killing 447 million zombies.
  • : Mayonnaisa was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The War Criminal of Dalimbar, killing 505 million zombies.
  • : Mayonnaisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Mayonnaisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Mayonnaisa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayonnaisa, Leader has just been declared ruler of Mayonnaisa in an international press conference.

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