The State of Masciarelli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 11.635 billion Masciarellians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The thriving Masciarellian economy, worth 828 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,190 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,737 per year while the poor average 9,208, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, extreme political groups are outlawed, and Masciarelli has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Masciarelli's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Masciarelli is ranked 241,339^th in the world and 5^th in Atafu for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 627.03 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.