The Kingdom of Maraffe is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Terrence II with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.632 billion Maraffeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bentoc. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Maraffean economy, worth 157 trillion Maraffean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,692 Maraffean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, scientists take credit every time it rains in Kravomisia, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maraffe's national animal is the Crystal Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maraffe is ranked 291,461^st in the world and 3^rd in Kravomisia for Largest Black Market, with 37.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.