The Most Serene Republic of Mandanda is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Presidente Christopher Castanera with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.494 billion Mandandans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minasttera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The thriving Mandandan economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion tourbilols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 86,702 tourbilols, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and where there's smoke there's the Mandandan Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandanda's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

Mandanda is ranked 137,989^th in the world and 6^th in Astares Covenant for Largest Black Market, with 1.37 trillion Standard Monetary Units.