The Republic of Mambo 65 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.025 billion Mambo 65ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.8%.

The thriving Mambo 65ian economy, worth 86.3 trillion Izerns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,229 Izerns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,345 per year while the poor average 18,857, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

M6-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 65's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 65 is ranked 173,014^th in the world and 327^th in Izern for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 168.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.