The State of Malgetaec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.203 billion Malgetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Malgetaecian economy, worth 833 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,531 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,165 per year while the poor average 2,016, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, military funding has been stripped back, Malgetaec has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Malgetaec in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malgetaec's national animal is the deer.

Malgetaec is ranked 195,944^th in the world and 372^nd in 0000 for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 29.15 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.