The Queen's State of Malgetaec is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.407 billion Malgetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Malgetaecian economy, worth 598 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,828 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,464 per year while the poor average 193, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malgetaec's national animal is the deer.

Malgetaec is ranked 85,106^th in the world and 1^st in The British Windward Islands for Most Developed, scoring 52.42 on the Human Development Index.