The DAB LOLOLOL of Makasta but he Dabs on the raiders is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its feral children, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.763 billion Makasta but he Dabs on the raidersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 34.3%.

The very strong Makasta but he Dabs on the raidersian economy, worth 404 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,178 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and Makasta but he Dabs on the raiders has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Makasta but he Dabs on the raiders's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Makasta but he Dabs on the raiders is ranked 257,142^nd in the world and 8,626^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.97 law-abiding acts per hour.