The Queendom of Lust Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.252 billion Lust Dragonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Lust Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,778 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, and expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lust Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Lust Dragonia is ranked 169,165th in the world and 406th in The Rejected Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 281.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lust Dragonia, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Lust Dragonia, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
- : Following new legislation in Lust Dragonia, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Lust Dragonia, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in Lust Dragonia, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Lust Dragonia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Lust Dragonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Lust Dragonia, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Lust Dragonia, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Lust Dragonia, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
