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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 156thLargest Mining Sector: 205th
The Archipellago of
Father Knows Best State
The number one enemy of progress is question
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Lun Noir

Population18.686 billion

CapitalBruske
LeaderCaleb Westinghouse III
Faithunitarian

Currencycredit
Animalscorpion

The Archipellago of Lun Noir is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Caleb Westinghouse III with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.686 billion Lun Noirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bruske. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lun Noirian economy, worth a remarkable 7,111 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 380,599 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Medical lawsuits are out of control, Caleb Westinghouse III's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, Lun Noir Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Lun Noir' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lun Noir's national animal is the scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is unitarian.

Lun Noir is ranked 8,890th in the world and 1st in WildStar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.32 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 156thLargest Mining Sector: 205thLargest Insurance Industry: 261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 361stLargest Black Market: 383rdMost Corrupt Governments: 605thLargest Retail Industry: 817thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 823rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,304thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,337thMost Patriotic: 1,364thMost Avoided: 1,496thFattest Citizens: 1,512thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,526thMost Primitive: 1,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,633rdHighest Economic Output: 1,782ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,234thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,937thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,011thLargest Governments: 4,886thRudest Citizens: 6,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,886thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,006thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,590thNudest: 7,779thMost Secular: 8,241stLowest Crime Rates: 8,890thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,292ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,768thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,060thMost Stationary: 10,372ndMost Influential: 11,486thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,859thLargest Populations: 18,645thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,822ndSmartest Citizens: 22,814th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Lun Noir' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, Lun Noir Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, Caleb Westinghouse III's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, medical lawsuits are out of control.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Lun Noir, the police double as repo men.

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