The Borderlands of Lt Christian Diestl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.097 billion Lt Christian Diestlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.6%.

The very strong Lt Christian Diestlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion $$$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,911 $$$s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,957 per year while the poor average 13,083, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and underage drinkers are dragged through the streets and put in the stocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lt Christian Diestl's national animal is the Wagyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lt Christian Diestl is ranked 71,001^st in the world and 1^st in Munchen for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,057.32 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.