Population | 25.631 billion |
Capital | Limerick |
Leader | Justin Kinsella |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | punt |
Animal | chameleon |
The County of Limerick is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Justin Kinsella with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 25.631 billion Limerickmen are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limerick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.
The strong Limerickman economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion punts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,317 punts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 111,928 per year while the poor average 11,019, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.
Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, Limerick has designated Limerick as its capital city, Justin Kinsella has just been declared ruler of Limerick in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Limerick's national religion. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Limerick's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Limerick is ranked 123,128th in the world and 11th in Irish Lands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,101.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Apprentice" to "Truckler".
- : Limerick's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : Limerick relocated from Equilism to Irish Lands.