The Empire of Rostatskaya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Император Константин I with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.709 billion Rostatskayans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Бадиевск. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rostatskayan economy, worth 306 trillion Imperial rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,143 Imperial rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and water fights now end with thousands dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rostatskaya's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wings of the Virgin of Tears.

Rostatskaya is ranked 55,591^st in the world and 363^rd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 25.2 flags saluted per person per day.