Population | 1.697 billion |
Currency | kyat |
Animal | fish |
The Sultanate of Leprechaun is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.697 billion Leprechaunians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Leprechaunian economy, worth 134 trillion kyats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,072 kyats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leprechaun's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Leprechaun is ranked 133,303rd in the world and 834th in Herta Space Station for Most Armed, with 0.34 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
- : Leprechaun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in Leprechaun, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.