The Toppat Administration of Lemsrow is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Reginald Copperbottom with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.634 billion Lesmoris love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavink. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth 254 trillion Pecratian Illocos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,808 Pecratian Illocos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Lemsrowian citizenship in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Galactianism.

Lemsrow is ranked 7,807^th in the world and 460^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,428.77 tourists per hour.