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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 308thMost Influential: 731stMost Valuable International Artwork: 897th
The Bländ Reichslander of
Democratic Socialists
Ehreg seine demöl blaugenauchen Monde!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.198 billion

LeaderSir Funko Sverjas P Querra VII

CurrencyPecratian Illocos
AnimalZagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo Dragoneer

The Bländ Reichslander of Lemsrow is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Funko Sverjas P Querra VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.198 billion Lemsrownians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavink. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Pecratian Illocos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 238,932 Pecratian Illocos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, Sir Funko Sverjas P Querra VII's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, Lemsrow's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo Dragoneer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Galactianism.

Lemsrow is ranked 307,243rd in the world and 8,956th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -606.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 308thMost Influential: 731stMost Valuable International Artwork: 897thMost Developed: 1,544thMost Inclusive: 1,608thHighest Food Quality: 1,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,885thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,892ndLargest Governments: 1,964thBest Weather: 1,968thHealthiest Citizens: 2,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,226thMost Patriotic: 2,232ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,267thMost Cultured: 2,282ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,362ndSmartest Citizens: 2,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,507thMost Efficient Economies: 2,591stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,597thNicest Citizens: 2,598thLowest Crime Rates: 2,618thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,711thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,945thTop
Safest: 3,380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,111thRudest Citizens: 4,812thMost Armed: 4,931stHighest Average Incomes: 5,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,304thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,386thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,298thMost Secular: 14,926thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,703rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,769thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,883rdHighest Economic Output: 19,302ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,435thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,029thMost Income Equality: 28,769th
Most Inclusive: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 123rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 140th in the regionMost Armed: 142nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 166th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 171st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 187th in the regionSafest: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 196th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 370th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 458th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 579th in the regionMost Secular: 596th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 601st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 692nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 722nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 749th in the regionMost Stationary: 798th in the region

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