The Pirate Federation of Lemsrow is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Reginald Copperbottom with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.132 billion Lesmoris have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavink. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth 158 trillion Pecratian Illocos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,644 Pecratian Illocos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, the tightness of border controls in Lemsrow leave a little to be desired, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Galactianism.

Lemsrow is ranked 8,156^th in the world and 415^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,391.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.