The Blaumond und Reichsadler of Lemsrow is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Blue Moon with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.165 billion Lemsrownians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavinkstadt. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth a remarkable 3,302 trillion Peßcants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 271,497 Peßcants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, and senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Cosmos Dragoneer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Galactic Societies.

Lemsrow is ranked 1,647^th in the world and 1^st in Trica for Most Cultured, scoring 291 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.