The Holy Black Empire of Landcache is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by SuspiciousToothpaste with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.113 billion Landcacheans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toothpaste. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Landcachean economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion cliks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 233,209 cliks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,115,560 per year while the poor average 2,996, a ratio of 706 to 1.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, genetic research is facing major headwinds, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship SuspiciousToothpaste day after day. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Landcache's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is being a Silly Goofster.

Landcache is ranked 289,151^st in the world and 37^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,996.24 Standard Monetary Units.