The Station of Lamp Post XCII is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.871 billion Lamp Post XCIIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Lamp Post XCIIian economy, worth 889 trillion pendulums a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,049 pendulums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,396 per year while the poor average 11,432, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamp Post XCII's national animal is the polar bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lamp Post XCII is ranked 88,539^th in the world and 1^st in Fort Pinochet for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.