The Republic of La Science is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning owl population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.354 billion La Scienceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The La Sciencean economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,516 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. La Science's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

La Science is ranked 213,480^th in the world and 2^nd in Orsa for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,334.24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.