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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,953rdMost Patriotic: 2,055th
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Kynan130

Population4.311 billion

Currencydollar
Animalcat

The Republic of Kynan130 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.311 billion Kynan130ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan130ian economy, worth 822 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,825 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan130's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kynan130 is ranked 54,224th in the world and 88th in Kynanland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,050.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,953rdMost Patriotic: 2,055thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,905thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4,130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,181stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,957thHealthiest Citizens: 7,141stNudest: 7,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,201stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,558thLowest Crime Rates: 11,127thHighest Average Incomes: 11,918thLargest Black Market: 12,479thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,795thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,103rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,858thMost Efficient Economies: 15,908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,775thMost Devout: 18,130thMost Authoritarian: 19,797thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,619thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,793rdBest Weather: 26,479thMost Conservative: 27,501stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,514th
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kynan130 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kynan130 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan130, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan130, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan130, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan130, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan130, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan130, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan130, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan130, thrift shops are closing their doors.

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