The Republic of Kynan087 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.24 billion Kynan087ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan087ian economy, worth 869 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,046 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan087's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kynan087 is ranked 9,904^th in the world and 115^th in Kynanland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.29 law-abiding acts per hour.