The Imperial Dominions of Kylarnatian Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catharina Silvanus IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.623 billion Kylarnatian Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silvanus City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,600 trillion Caesars Aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,425 Caesars Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatian Islands's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatian Islands is ranked 11,185^th in the world and 2^nd in Ipet Sawet for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,482.8 pounds of wildlife per square mile.