The Republic of Kukulkan is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.655 billion Kukulkanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.

The strong Kukulkanian economy, worth 152 trillion sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,374 sols, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, a major religion has been named as Kukulkan's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Kukulkan in an international press conference, and Kukulkan has designated Kukulkan City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukulkan's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kukulkan is ranked 138,421^st in the world and 1^st in Guatemala for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 464.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.