The Republic of Korean Dispatch Office is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Korean Dispatch Officeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Korean Dispatch Officean economy, worth 1.16 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,456 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,128 per year while the poor average 8,451, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Turtle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, organ donation is compulsory, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a problem. Korean Dispatch Office's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Korean Dispatch Office is ranked 90,767^th in the world and 5^th in Korea for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,855.95 Standard Monetary Units.