The Republic of Klop3 is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, cynical population of 145 million Klop3ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The thriving Klop3ian economy, worth 8.86 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,099 francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Klop3, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Klop3' is a smash hit, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klop3's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Klop3 is ranked 107,261^st in the world and 3^rd in Union of Exotic Artwork Collectors for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 792.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.