The Republic of Kick Kick Kick is a mid-sized, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 62 million Kick Kick Kickians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Kick Kick Kickian economy, worth 4.67 trillion Radioactive Elements Per Tonnes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 75,348 Radioactive Elements Per Tonnes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,711 per year while the poor average 15,369, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kick Kick Kick's national animal is the Mutant Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Kick Kick Kick is ranked 122,148^th in the world and 34^th in The Creeds for Most Developed, scoring 58.09 on the Human Development Index.