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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,236thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,023rdMost Stationary: 4,200th
The Terrible Swift Sword of
Father Knows Best State
You'll Never Make The Six
Influence
Hermit
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kaz Nakamura

Population13.619 billion

Currency$$
Animallaughing swordfish

The Terrible Swift Sword of Kaz Nakamura is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.619 billion Kaz Nakamurans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaz Nakamuran economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,221 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Kaz Nakamuran. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaz Nakamura's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kaz Nakamura is ranked 142,414th in the world and 1st in Tokyo for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.31 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,236thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,023rdMost Stationary: 4,200thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,106thHighest Economic Output: 10,540thMost Devout: 10,936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,799thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,320thLargest Populations: 14,891stMost Influential: 16,913thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,344th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Kaz Nakamuran.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Kaz Nakamura was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Laughing Swordfish Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaz Nakamura, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.

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