The Republic of Jospint is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.378 billion Jospintians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jospintian economy, worth a remarkable 2,418 trillion Towels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,274 Towels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jospint's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Jospint is ranked 6,807^th in the world and 308^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 186.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.