The Third Doctor of Jon Pertwee is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Third Doctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.182 billion Gallifreyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UNIT HQ. The average income tax rate is 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallifreyan economy, worth 739 trillion sonic screwdrivers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,956 sonic screwdrivers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, orange trees find it's not easy being green, there are no bananas today in Jon Pertwee, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the UNIT HQ Sea Devils against long odds. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jon Pertwee's national animal is the sea devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Science.

Jon Pertwee is ranked 258,810^th in the world and 11^th in The Doctors for Safest, scoring 25.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.