The Queen's State of Johanae is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 30.923 billion Johanaeans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The very strong Johanaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion betales a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,474 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,596 per year while the poor average 8,122, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Johanae has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Johanae's national animal is the deer.

Johanae is ranked 112,222^nd in the world and 1^st in Western Sahara for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 80 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.