National Anthems of The United Minions of JLIANG

Verse 1:
O land of peace, so pure and strong,
In harmony, we all belong.
With courage fierce, yet hearts so mild,
United we stand, forever undefiled.
No blade of war, no gun we hold,
Our strength in peace, our hearts of gold.

Chorus:
O JLIANG, O JLIANG, our beacon bright,
A guiding star, a radiant light.
Through trials fierce, our path is clear,
We rise in hope, no trace of fear.

Verse 2:
We cast aside the chains of old,
Where tales of courage and strength are told.
From Soviet grip, we broke away,
And dawned anew that peaceful day.
In fields of green and skies so blue,
Our bond of trust forever true.

Chorus:
O JLIANG, O JLIANG, our steadfast guide,
With hope and love, we stand with pride.
In every heart, a sacred vow,
To live in peace, here and now.

Verse 3:
Through civil storms, with hands unarmed,
Our voices rose, and fears were calmed.
In unity, we faced the fray,
No soldier’s call, yet won the day.
Our strength was found in each embrace,
A shining path for every race.

Chorus:
O JLIANG, O JLIANG, land of the free,
With hearts unchained and spirits free.
Against all odds, we rise again,
A beacon bright through joy and pain.

Verse 4:
The terrors came, but could not sway,
The mighty heart of JLIANG’s way.
In shadows dark, our light did burn,
And in our pain, we found return.
For every trial, we rise as one,
Until the final victory’s won.

Chorus:
O JLIANG, O JLIANG, forever pure,
A bond of peace that shall endure.
We stand as one, a timeless flame,
In honor’s light, we bear thy name.

Verse 5:
No need for drink to cheer our hearts,
No need for smoke to play our parts.
In sober minds and actions true,
Our joys are bright, our skies are blue.
The world looks on, in awe they see,
The peaceful strength of JLIANG’s decree.

Chorus:
O JLIANG, O JLIANG, our banner high,
In peace we stand, in grace we fly.
With hearts so bold, yet soft and kind,
The United Minions, a world refined.

Verse 6:
For future kin, we build this land,
In unity, we make our stand.
Through every storm and darkened night,
Our peaceful way, our guiding light.
No need for swords, nor shields we bear,
Our power lies in love and care.

Chorus:
O JLIANG, O JLIANG, beloved home,
In peace and light, forever roam.
A lasting truth, our anthem’s song,
In JLIANG’s arms, we all belong.

"Rise Again (The Minion's Fight)"

[Verse 1]

Once upon a time in the iron grip,
They tried to break free, but they let it slip.
The banners waved, the fires burned,
But the hammer fell, and the dream got turned.

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, they tried, they tried to stand,
But the tide, it took their land.
Chains came down, voices drowned,
Yet their hearts still beat so loud!

[Chorus]

Rise again, hear the call,
They won’t be silenced, won’t let it fall.
Through the fire, through the pain,
They will fight, they will reclaim!
Minions stand, side by side,
Freedom’s flame will never die!

[Verse 2]

Years went by in the shadow’s hold,
The Cold War raged, but their hearts stayed bold.
Whispers turned into a roar,
Time had come, they’d take no more!

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, they rose, they took a stand,
Tore the chains with their own hands.
Storms of war, winds of change,
History would know their name!

[Chorus]

Rise again, hear the call,
They won’t be silenced, won’t let it fall.
Through the fire, through the pain,
They will fight, they will reclaim!
Minions stand, side by side,
Freedom’s flame will never die!

[Bridge]

They wrote their name in the stars above,
A nation reborn, a land of love.
No more fear, no more chains,
Now the world will know their name!

[Final Chorus]

Rise again, hear the call,
They won’t be silenced, won’t let it fall.
Through the fire, through the pain,
They will fight, they will reclaim!
Minions stand, side by side,
Freedom’s flame will never die!

[Outro]

Now they shine, standing tall,
A minion’s dream—freedom for all!

Bananas and stripes

[Verse]
Rise JLIANG a land so wise
Fortified beneath the skies
Pacifist but strong we stand
Smart and sharp a noble land

[Chorus]
Oh JLIANG bold and true
Your heart beats strong for all you do
Strategic minds and peaceful ways
In your light we sing your praise

[Verse]
Golden fields and towers high
Innovation under open sky
Harmony your lasting creed
In every heart you plant the seed

[Chorus]
Oh JLIANG bold and true
Your heart beats strong for all you do
Strategic minds and peaceful ways
In your light we sing your praise

[Bridge]
Trumpets sound and drums do call
Unity stands above it all
Through every trial and every storm
JLIANG’s spirit keeps us warm

[Chorus]
Oh JLIANG bold and true
Your heart beats strong for all you do
Strategic minds and peaceful ways
In your light we sing your praise

Home Of The Innocent

Verse 1: Our flags are ripped and torn, people walking across the land, looking at us, the day has come to avenge the forgotten!

Verse 2: The death of a girl who protected a people, sparked the fire, and no one can extinguish it! NO ONE!

Chorus: Our people and flags are torn and battered, yet we walk in unison, to avenge the dead, no one country or organization can beat us!

Verse 3: We will fight to the end, victory or not, our story in history will be remembered for generations, and the people will not forget!

Chorus: Hazah the people have risen, Hazah the people have risen, Hazah the people has risen!

Verse 4: rise up, rise up, rise up, rise up!

Verse 5: in the name of the innocent, RISE UP!

Pursuing Peace Dove (INNC Anthem)

Verse 1: Arise nations that have been forgotten, used, and pushed, we the INNC promise peace and security worldwide!

Verse 2: the world is not ready for us and we know it! They look in fear with their guns and with our will to survive we will win the battle without a single shot!

Verse 3: look at the world engulfed in war, we know better and will shine our beams of peace!

Chorus: the world stability will return and we will not be fighting as countries but humans for world peace and security!

Verse 4: no matter left or right we will fight for all!

Verse 5: When the storms and clouds come in we will serve as the light of the suns beams to wield of the greatest of evil.

Chorus: This will and shall be Humanity's last war!

Verse 6: We will help those who are sidelined and promote peace worldwide whether both sides like it or not. Some might call us evil but how are we evil when we are the middle?

Chorus: At last we have peace At last we have peace!

Verse 7: May thy beware for their words have actions and consequences, may say peace when meaning a declaration of war.

Verse 8: So let us sing for peace and pray for the future, and to act at the right time and watch the world clock tick and tok.

Chorus: So let thy beware of war! And allow our dove of peace fly higher into the light.

Verse 9: Even in dark times, can spare a light, and lead Humanity to its last war!

Chorus: This will and shall be Humanity's last war! No matter what cost we will prevail! This will and shall be Humanity's last war!

Come home after the war for me (peacekeeper morning song)

Verse 1: you promised to come home for me, you said it and kissed me on my cheek and said "dont worry about me and think of the duty for keeping people safe"

Verse 2: I waited for the day you come home it came then nothing, no fun, or call, just a envelope shattering my heart

Verse 3: I looked across the sea and wished for your return and found nothing and saw a gun left in your place and thought of your face

Verse 4: I look at the sky seeing the planes flying across the blue air forming the flag of innocence

Verse 5: I saw kids and people playing, shouting, was it worth the sacrifice for you?

Verse 6: As I let go I say the final message "I love you" I looked and took you gun and dropped in the sea sinking to the floor and wished you where here and helping give birth to a child and making our future colorful

Verse 7: I then believe now you helped protect thousands and millions of lives and thank your service.

Small Little Angry Minion (formerly turned soviet mocking song to Patriotic song)

Verse 1: Little Minion went to town riding a little trolley, where we saw him tripping on his own stubby little feet.

Chorus: Little Minion keep it up, Little Minion Angry, don't mind the hammer and with the bananas be crazy!

Verse 2: And there I saw a gun made of wood and they hit rocks on metal and called the men and girls together.

Chorus: Little Minion keep it up, Little Minion angry, don't mind the hammer and with the bananas be crazy!

Verse 3: The shots we fired sacred them out, and left them running until they were safely in their tiny bunkers.

Chours: Little Minion keep it up, Little Minion angry, don't mind the hammer and with the bananas be crazy! Don't mind the hammer and with the bananas be crazy!!!

While Sankavitch marches on

verse 1: Our eyes have seen the beauty of her, and she has loosened the restrains of her beautiful pen, while her truth marches on!

Chours: Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Her truth is marching on!

verse 2: I've seen her in posters of hundreds of camps, I read her song in the dim lamps, while she marches on!

Chours: Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Her truth is marching on!

verse 3: in the mountains of JLIANG, she marches across the sky, with her beams making you and me, as she died for truth, let us live to make us free, while she marches on!

Chours: Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Victory, Victory, hallelujah! Her truth is marching on!

verse 4: while Sankavitch marches on!

The Communist are coming! (JLIANG Revolutionary Front)

Verse 1: Beware! Beware! Send the word, send the word, Beware!

Verse 2: That the communists are coming, the communists are coming, their thunder roaring everywhere!

Verse 3: So prepare, say a prayer! Send the word, send the word, to beware!

Verse 4: It'll be over! They're coming over! And we won't come back till it's over, over there!

Verse 5: Beware! Beware! Send the word, Send the word, to beware!

Verse 6: That the communists are coming, the communists are coming, their thunder roaring everywhere!

Verse 7: So prepare, say a prayer! Send the word, send the word, to beware!

Verse 8: It'll be over! They're coming over! And we won't come back till it's over, over there!

Verse 9: And we won't come back till it's over, over there!

JLIANG Gem Of Peace

Verse 1: O JLIANG!, Gem of the Peaceful!

Verse 2: Home of the loved and the people.

Verse 3: The shine of each peace lovers devotion, the world offers homage to thee.

Verse 4: Thy mandates make heros assemble, when peace's form stands in view.

Verse 5: Thy flag makes tyranny tremble, when borne by the yellow, white and blue.

Verse 6: When borne by the yellow, white and blue. When borne by the yellow, white and blue.

Verse 7: Thy flag makes tyranny tremble, when borne by the yellow, white and blue!

Verse 8: Three cheers for the yellow, white and blue! Three cheers for the yellow, white and blue!

Verse 9: The People and Peacekeepers forever.

Verse 10: Three cheers for the yellow, white and blue!

"Drive Away" (Formerly Disbanded JLIANG Army)

Verse 1: Drive Away my friends, drive away, farewell to homeland joys we drive at break of day!

Verse 2: Through our last night on route, where we roam.

Verse 3: Until we meet again, we wish you a happy trip home!

Verse 4: Salute there solder, everybody eat up while you can! Salute there solder, as we leave at the break of day!

Verse 5: Stand Army out at war, fight our battle cry! We never change our route so may our foes steer scared!

Verse 6: Roll out the artillery, drive away, drive onto victory, and blow them to ground hooray!

Verse 7: Drive Away my friends, drive away, farewell to homeland joys we drive at break of day!

Verse 8: Through our last night on route, where we roam.

Verse 9: Until we meet again, we wish you a happy trip home!

Land Of Peace

Verse 1: O JLIANG, land of peace, Of hope and liberty,We stand for thee.

Verse 2: From guarded halls of light, To fields where justice shines,
Our voices rise, unite, Let freedom be.

Verse 3: Land shaped by trials endured, By courage once obscured,
Now standing strong.

Verse 4: No tyrant’s shadow stays, No chains define our days,
Through truth and law we raise, A brighter dawn.

Verse 5: Let reason guide our way, Let mercy have its say
In all we do.

Verse 6: No drums of war we crave, Yet still the free we save,
With steady hearts and brave, And vision true.

Verse 7: O JLIANG, ever stand, A light to every land
That seeks what’s right.

Verse 8: Through peace, not force, we lead,
Through care for those in need,
A future we will seed; Clear, just, and bright.

I love you JLIANG

Verse 1:

In the morning light your rivers shine,
Soft winds move through forests and fields.
Your mountains rise into endless skies—
I love you, JLIANG.

Verse 2:

In quiet towns the songs begin,
Lanterns glow on festival nights.
Through every story our voices say—
I love you, JLIANG.

Chorus:

I love you, JLIANG, my beautiful land,
Your valleys and cities together stand.
Through every season, through every song,
I love you, JLIANG.

Verse 3:

Ancient paths and new bright streets,
Children laughing in open squares.
Across the land our hearts repeat—
I love you, JLIANG.

Final Chorus:

I love you, JLIANG, forever true,
From shining dawn to evening blue.
Our voices rising proud and strong—
I love you, JLIANG…
I love you, JLIANG.

“Oh, Stalin, You Big Red Fool” (JLIANG Satirical Folk Song)

(Verse 1)

Oh, Stalin, you puffed-up bear,
With your mustache and wild stare,
Think you scare the Minions so,
But we sing, “Oh no, oh no!”

(Chorus)

March, march, you try to rule,
Your empire’s a comic school,
We clap and cheer, your plans so small,
Oh, Stalin, you’ll trip and fall!

(Verse 2)

With your boots so shiny, so tall,
You claim you know best of all,
But in JLIANG we laugh and spin,
While your statues gather tin.

(Chorus)

March, march, you try to rule,
Your empire’s a comic school,
We clap and cheer, your plans so small,
Oh, Stalin, you’ll trip and fall!

(Bridge)

You write the rules, but we rewrite,
We dance in shadows of the night,
Your speeches long, your logic thin,
We’ll keep on laughing ‘til you cave in!

(Final Chorus)

March, march, you try to rule,
Your empire’s a comic school,
We clap and cheer, your plans so small,
Oh, Stalin, you’ll trip and fall!

“Hands Across the Land” (Pro Immigration song)

(Verse 1)
From distant shores, they came to stay,
Carrying dreams that paved the way.
With every brick, with every seed,
They built the streets, they met the need.
(Chorus)
Hands across the land, working side by side,
Stories of courage they cannot hide.
Every heart, every dream, helps the nation stand,
Together we rise, together we land.

(Verse 2)
Voices of many, woven in one,
A tapestry bright under the sun.
From fields to cities, from schools to towns,
Their hope and sweat lift us from the ground.

(Chorus)
Hands across the land, working side by side,
Stories of courage they cannot hide.
Every heart, every dream, helps the nation stand,
Together we rise, together we land.

(Bridge)
No border can bind the will to grow,
No distance can dim the light they show.
Every step forward, every hand lent,
Builds a home where dreams are meant.

(Final Chorus)
Hands across the land, working side by side,
Stories of courage they cannot hide.
Every heart, every dream, helps the nation stand,
Together we rise, together we land.