The Protectorate of Jif Security Puppet is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.75 billion Jif Security Puppetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The Jif Security Puppetian economy, worth 166 trillion SECURITIES a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,344 SECURITIES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour, Jif Security Puppet City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jif Security Puppet's national animal is the SECURITY.

Jif Security Puppet is ranked 206,886^th in the world and 2^nd in Jif for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.74 on the Bus Surprisal Index.