The Princess Paradise of Jeruselem is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 37.938 billion Jeruselemites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jeruselemite economy, worth a remarkable 2,693 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,986 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, nude art is becoming wildly popular, Sex has been named as Jeruselem's national religion, and Jeruselem has designated Jerusalem as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeruselem's national animal is the Babylonian Kat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sex.

Jeruselem is ranked 135,975^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Prussia for Most Politically Free, scoring 55.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.