The Dominion of Jaywalking is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.829 billion Jaywalkingians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jaywalkingian economy, worth 95.8 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 12,230 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaywalking's national animal is the jay.

Jaywalking is ranked 175,083^rd in the world and 1^st in dogy for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.