The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of JACJ is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jamill Akil Cureton Jr with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.687 billion Jacjians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifism City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jacjian economy, worth 215 trillion Jagians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,924 Jagians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in JACJ, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, Jacjian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JACJ's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darwinism.

JACJ is ranked 5,437^th in the world and 4^th in Community for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.8 law-abiding acts per hour.