The Queen's State of Isola Hibernia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.695 billion Isola Hibernians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Isola Hibernian economy, worth 683 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 30,095 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,612 per year while the poor average 1,617, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear and voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Isola Hibernia's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Isola Hibernia is ranked 288,432^nd in the world and 6^th in British North Atlantic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -3.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.