The Loving Couple of IShipsIt is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.259 billion IShipsItians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Final Empire. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient IShipsItian economy, worth 806 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,840 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, there are no bananas today in IShipsIt, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, and the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IShipsIt's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

IShipsIt is ranked 272,980^th in the world and 217^th in Kantrias for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.