by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 335thMost Valuable International Artwork: 405thMost Secular: 1,503rd
The Man of Many Masks of
Moralistic Democracy
I may be next to you but you will never see me
Walking in the Distance
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Improper Classifications

Population3.121 billion

CapitalNew Thunder City
LeaderKing Thundair I

CurrencyFire and Brimstone
AnimalDark Leopard

The Man of Many Masks of Improper Classifications is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Thundair I with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.121 billion Improperties are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunder City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Improper economy, worth 614 trillion Fire and Brimstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,952 Fire and Brimstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Classifications's national animal is the Dark Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Voidcalling.

Improper Classifications is ranked 152,882nd in the world and 60th in improper garrison si for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,357.17 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 335thMost Valuable International Artwork: 405thMost Secular: 1,503rdTop
Best Weather: 3,606thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,620thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,576thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,803rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,343rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,876thLowest Crime Rates: 7,992ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,108thHealthiest Citizens: 8,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,282ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,528thLargest Governments: 8,839thMost Inclusive: 8,968thHighest Food Quality: 9,216thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,236thHighest Average Incomes: 9,396thMost Efficient Economies: 9,697thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,328thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,228thLargest Black Market: 11,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,717thSmartest Citizens: 11,991stMost Pacifist: 12,001stLargest Retail Industry: 12,775thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,232ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,896thNicest Citizens: 19,464thMost Cultured: 20,139thMost Patriotic: 22,423rdMost Developed: 24,966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,018th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the region

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