The Man of Many Masks of Improper Classifications is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Thundair I with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.121 billion Improperties are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunder City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Improper economy, worth 614 trillion Fire and Brimstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,952 Fire and Brimstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Classifications's national animal is the Dark Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Voidcalling.

Improper Classifications is ranked 152,882^nd in the world and 60^th in improper garrison si for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,357.17 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.