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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,551stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,821stMost Secular: 5,471st
The Socialist Monarchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Socialism, agnosticism, monarchy!
King Thundair I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Improper Classifications

Population2.036 billion

CapitalNew Thunder City
LeaderKing Thundair I
FaithPrayers of the Clouds

CurrencyClassifications Credit
AnimalSnow Leopard

The Socialist Monarchy of Improper Classifications is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Thundair I with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 2.036 billion Improperties are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunder City. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Improper economy, worth 313 trillion Classifications Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,075 Classifications Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, moonshine has made a resurgence, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Classifications's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prayers of the Clouds.

Improper Classifications is ranked 283,920th in the world and 70th in The Eternal Order for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,551stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,821stMost Secular: 5,471stBest Weather: 5,696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,528thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,387thHighest Food Quality: 8,734thMost Inclusive: 9,080thNicest Citizens: 9,135thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,262ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,659thMost Pacifist: 9,779thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,027thLowest Crime Rates: 10,568thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,950thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,860thMost Cultured: 12,433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,634thSmartest Citizens: 13,892ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,755thLargest Governments: 15,049thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,741stMost Patriotic: 17,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,055thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,899thMost Efficient Economies: 19,973rdLargest Retail Industry: 21,405thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,259thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,630thMost Developed: 26,425thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,069thMost Influential: 27,792nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the region

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