The Wilco of I will fight is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.73 billion I will fightians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient I will fightian economy, worth 839 trillion wilcoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,763 wilcoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids coo over Leader's expected child, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I will fight's national animal is the album, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I will fight is ranked 268,916^th in the world and 404^th in Stereo Hearts for Nicest Citizens, with 0.61 average smiles per day.