The Kitchen Sink of I Still Do Not Have A Name is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Scallion Number 1 with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.597 billion I Still Do Not Have A Nameans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Countertop. The average income tax rate is 19.6%.

The strong I Still Do Not Have A Namean economy, worth 882 trillion Scallions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 34,487 Scallions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, I Still Do Not Have A Name has designated The Countertop as its capital city, and Scallion Number 1 has just been declared ruler of I Still Do Not Have A Name in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. I Still Do Not Have A Name's national animal is the Vegetable.

I Still Do Not Have A Name is ranked 201,366^th in the world and 49^th in Spear Danes for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.