The United Arab Kingdom of Huzzahs is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Faris with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.484 billion Huzzahsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mecca. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Huzzahsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,486 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 427,978 Dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,706,213 per year while the poor average 28,247, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Huzzahsians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huzzahs's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Huzzahs is ranked 285,956^th in the world and 53^rd in New United Kingdom of Albion for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.