Population | 10.457 billion |
Capital | Shenligang |
Leader | Chairman Xuanxiao |
Faith | Daoism |
Currency | yuan |
Animal | mountain hawk-eagle |
The People's Republic of Huosheng is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Xuanxiao with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.457 billion Huoshen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shenligang. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Huoshen economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 321,516 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huosheng's national animal is the mountain hawk-eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Daoism.
Huosheng is ranked 290,451st in the world and 1st in Auralands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
- : Huosheng changed its national motto to "You know I do it big, I do it big like Kai Cenat head".
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.