The Holy Empire of Holy The Lendtopia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.219 billion Holy The Lendtopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Holy The Lendtopian economy, worth 248 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,240 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Holy The Lendtopia, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned leopardball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy The Lendtopia's national animal is the leopard.

Holy The Lendtopia is ranked 184,421^st in the world and 5,667^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 54.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.