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Most Valuable International Artwork: 653rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 750thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 972nd
The Cursed Burning Legions of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From the flames of Hell, we rise
Lord Demon Jax Arcanic
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hellslayer

Population5.007 billion

CapitalInferno
LeaderLord Demon Jax Arcanic
FaithJaxania

CurrencySoul
AnimalDevil

The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Demon Jax Arcanic with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.007 billion Demons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellslayerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 282,372 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Lord Demon Jax Arcanic's praises, national magistrates in Inferno are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellslayer's national animal is the Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jaxania.

Hellslayer is ranked 4,834th in the world and 46th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.02 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 653rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 750thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 972ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,030thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,043rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,074thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,194thLargest Retail Industry: 1,330thLargest Mining Sector: 1,434thMost Avoided: 1,592ndMost Armed: 1,731stMost Secular: 1,828thLargest Black Market: 1,843rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,863rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,970thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,280thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,495thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,710thMost Influential: 3,760thLowest Crime Rates: 4,834thMost Conservative: 5,120thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,206thRudest Citizens: 5,707thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,759thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,646thMost Efficient Economies: 9,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,842ndLargest Governments: 10,089thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,675thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,284thSmartest Citizens: 16,734thMost Authoritarian: 23,521st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Conservative: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, national magistrates in Inferno are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Lord Demon Jax Arcanic's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Hellslayer lodged a message on the Abydos Regional Message Board.
  • : Hellslayer lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, Demons are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.

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