The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Demon Jax Arcanic with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.007 billion Demons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellslayerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 282,372 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Lord Demon Jax Arcanic's praises, national magistrates in Inferno are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellslayer's national animal is the Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jaxania.

Hellslayer is ranked 4,834^th in the world and 46^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.02 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.