Population | 4.711 billion |
Capital | Inferno |
Leader | Lord Demon Jax Arcanic |
Faith | Jaxania |
Currency | Soul |
Animal | Devil |
The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Demon Jax Arcanic with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.711 billion Demons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Hellslayerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 275,164 Souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,889,991 per year while the poor average 14,328, a ratio of 131 to 1.
Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellslayer's national animal is the Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jaxania.
Hellslayer is ranked 69,574th in the world and 189th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,006.38 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hellslayer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
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Hellslayer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
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Hellslayer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
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Hellslayer, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
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Hellslayer, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
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Hellslayer, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
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Hellslayer, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
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Hellslayer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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Hellslayer, one complaint of Hellslayer's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
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Hellslayer, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 41 » The Destroyers of Christianity,
VlaRiSsiA,
The Dixie Confederate Union,
ShrewLlamaLand,
Depackya,
Feuraxia,
The Yeetusa,
Panthera Order,
Mousto Readia,
Jefferson Club,
Fetra,
Asukaz,
Supolinia,
West Heisen,
Jocospor,
Hunem,
Andoros,
HMS NHS,
New Sparta Ascendancy,
Greater Dragunovia,
New England INC,
American Pere Housh,
Peoples Republic Of Aristozka,
Russian States of Eurasia,
Aryus Millitary Junta,
Impits Menouss,
Oigrim,
Trivilin,
The land of certain death,
Anestesia,
Halletia,
East Mordor,
Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs,
East Turzikstan,
Thorstonia,
Tertania,
Verrich Ania,
Systemic Corruption,
The Very Dark Place,
Illuminant Bats, and
Laffertty.